51 Ways to Leave Your Lover

(Based on the song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon)

Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan

Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me

Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free.
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 I can add to that list!!!:

Pick a fake reason, Blake, have a fight, Mike, then  

storm out the door, Norm, just can’t take it no more.

That’s the one I used when I was 20 and it worked to break us up!         

But boy was that ever one of the weakest and meanest things

I’ve ever done, Son.  I've regretted it for years, Sears.

I had to take it to the LORD, Cord, to release my guilt, Wilt.

So now I'm free, Lee, but free her too please, Louise.